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R.E.M. & The Levellers Live

Posted by VK-Legget on 19 January, 2008

Now I don’t usually do this, but heres some clips of two bands who are, in my opinion at least, two of the best bands to perform live, for any unfortunate soul who hasn’t been able to see them in concert.

R.E.M. – Man on the Moon

The Levellers – Riverflow (bad quality)

I think that if anyone’s just heard the studio versions of these songs should see what I mean.

In other music news, I have a Last.fm page setup. You can see what I’ve been listening to on the left (<–), or you can see my profile here.

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Songs to Make You Feel Patriotic for a Nation You’ve Never Been to, Sung by People not from that Country, in a Language not Spoken There – Part 37

Posted by VK-Legget on 11 January, 2008

This week it’s Moskau, by the German band Dschingis Khan.

 
In America, you find translation on this webpage
In Soviet Russia, webpage find you!

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Gerry Adams is a Filthy Crook!

Posted by VK-Legget on 3 January, 2008

He’s admited it!

To quote from the article;

“I haven’t been able to do it myself. I got a guy to, no, I tell a lie, I downloaded a lot of my CD collection onto my computer, and then I put it onto the iPod,” he said.

Ahaha Mr. Adams! Copying music from a CD onto a computer actually contravenes British Law! Try denying that one now, eh?

But enough actual news about extremist politicians/Britain’s ridiculous copyright laws, lets try to guess what’s on the iPod of the North’s foremost Republican (Republican in the Irish sense, as in one that wants a single united republic on the island of Eire, and not in the American sense, as in conservative, or the rest of the world’s sense, one that wants a republic (the sense that makes the most sense. But enough of this wordplay);

(to save space, I’ve only included the 1st verse and chorus)

A Nation Once Again by The Wolfe Tones
 I read of ancient freemen,
For Greece and Rome who bravely stood,
Three hundred men and three men;
And then I prayed I yet might see
Our fetters rent in twain,
And Ireland, long a province, be.
A Nation once again!

A Nation once again,
A Nation once again,
And lreland, long a province, be
A Nation once again!

The Smashing of the Van by Chumbawamba
Attend you gallant Irishmen and listen for a while
I’ll sing to you the praises of the sons of Erin’s Isle
It’s of those gallant heroes who voluntarily ran
To release two Irish shamrocks from an English prison van

Hurrah! My lads for freedom, let’s all join heart and hand
May the Lord have mercy on the boys that helped to smash the van

The Irish Rover by The Pogues
On the fourth of July eighteen hundred and six
We set sail from the sweet cove of Cork
We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks
For the grand city hall in New York
‘Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged fore-and-aft
And oh, how the wild winds drove her.
She’d got several blasts, she’d twenty-seven masts
And we called her the Irish Rover.

But that’s quite enough patriotic tunes to whip up any Irish heart for one night, so I’ll leave you with one that probably won’t be on his iPod;

Sunrise by The Divine Comedy
I was born in Londonderry
I was born in Derry City too
Oh what a special child
To see such things and still to smile
I know that there was something wrong
But I kept my head down and carried on

Who cares where national borders lie
Who cares whose laws you’re governed by
Who cares what name you call a town
Who’ll care when you’re six feet beneath the ground

In the interest of fairness, here’s a link to the Reverend Dr. Ian Paisley MP’s website, uniteirelandnow.ie.

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2007 in Review

Posted by VK-Legget on 2 January, 2008

Tonight, we take a look at the past year, with speacial guest commentator Neil Hannon from The Divine Comedy. Take it away Neil!

Generation sex
Respects
The rights
Of girls
Who want to take their clothes off
As long as we can all watch that’s okay

MSP were warned of the large numbers of ‘extreme’ material youths in Scotland are accessing, while actor Chris Langham is jailed for possession of child porn. Controvesy in reality television show Big Brother as housemates are accused of bullying Shilpa Shetty.

And generation sex
Elects
The type
Of guys
You wouldn’t leave your kids with
And shouts off with their heads if they get laid

Nicolas Sarkozy is elected president of France, and divorces his wife months later. His rival in the elections, Segolene Royal, also split from her partner soon after her defeat. America gears up for elections in 2008 as the parties attempt to select a hopeful from a woefully inadequate list of candidates, while Britian, despite a change of Prime Minister, have an election cancelled as Labour fall behind in the opinion polls (Scotland is now in the hands of the Scottish National Party, who will attempt to cede from the Union as soon as they can find the majority required to do so). Australia select a new leader, Hong Kong may be able to do so by 2017, and Russia refuse to. Burma is unhappy as they can’t, while Pakistan is unhappy because they can. Hugo Chavez recives his first ever election defeat in a referenfum in Venuzuela, and a man who may be jailed for corruption is set to become the next leader of South Africa. Northern Ireland burys the hatchet.

Lovers watch their backs
As hacks
In macs
Take snaps
Through telephoto lenses
Chase Mercedes Benzes through the night
A mourning nation weeps
And wails
But keeps
The sales
Of evil tabloids healthy
The poor protect the wealthy in this world
 

10 years after her death, the British tabloids, as well as the public in general for some reason, still haven’t got over the death of Princess Diana. An inquiry is launched in London, uncovering new evidence, while conspiracy theorists have a field day. And by conspiracy theorists I mean the press in general. A concert is held in Wembley Stadium, attracting more television viewers than Live Earth a week later, a concert to raise awareness for global warming.

Generation sex
Injects
The sperm
Of worms
Into the eggs of field mice
So you can look real nice for the boys

Breakthroughs in cloning and stem cell research cause controversy, as does DNA pioneer James Watson, as he announces that black people are less intelligent than white people. China plans to build the world’s largest gene bank, Nicaragua introduces a blanket ban on abortions, Mexico City legalises it, and British MPs are told that it’s safe for women to perform their own abortions at home.

And generation sex
Is me
And you
And we
Should really all know better

Here’s for a good 2008!

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